I'm Thrifting for Whimsy: Spam? Like the fake ham? or...? I didn't know if it was spam like email spam!!

The.tamer had a birthday. Therefore we went all out and rented a pontoon boat for 4 hours. SUNDAY FUNDAY here we come!

It started off with some dancing...

cute smiling

sight seeing

Titanic reenacting...

petting and nipple tapping...

Then everyone had to pee. Naturally, just pull into a bay and jump in. However, the water was apparently freezing (I did not get in) and there was some flailing and sputtering

She did a great job...

ladies on the boat

my new SOBER fiance

This boat was called the "Bad Decisions Since 1982" QUALITY

ANCHORS AWAY! GET OUT YOUR GUNS!

THEN....we almost flipped the pontoon. Accelerating at the same time as all the weight shifting to the front of the boat resulted in a nose dive (something I've seen before) and the.tamer and I screaming "COME BACK!!!!" "BACK OF THE BOAT!!" and such as everyone scrambled to distribute the weight on the boat.

Then, since everything was floating around and the water was draining slowly, the boys started bailing it out.

In the meantime...kris.tina acquired a life vest and I began yelling, "EVERYBODY PUT YOUR LIFE BELTS ON!" (more titanic, why not?)

Then I believe someone found it necessary to hold down d.gag while kris.tina poured beer into the small of his back...

and then drank it:

Um....happy birthday?

Such a great day...

This sexy little lady was at Harp when we went there...

d.gag also got up on stage (uninvited) and sang some Backstreet Boys to close out the show for this nice guitar playing man. Someone was enjoying it immensely...