It's official. I bought a pair of jeans today.
To those of you who do not know, I have not purchased pants in at least two years. Now, it is not like I have an abundance of pants and therefore did not need to buy them. No. No. I never wear pants. That is all. I can count on one hand the number of times I've worn pants in the past year. I just don't like pants. I love dresses and skirts. Therefore, I never buy them. I can't even remember trying on pants since the last time I bought some.
However, I have been toying with the idea of wearing pants out on New Year's Eve. I don't know why, but it sounds like fun, this pant wearing business. All the cool kids are doing it.
Believe me, it took me FOREVER to find a pair of jeans that fit me in the waist, weren't gigantic at the crotch and back of the knee, and that were not huge flares. I'm not kidding, I tried on two pairs of jeans today that claimed to be boot cut but had flares larger than the width of my hips. Mix up? Maybe.
I also bought a shirt today. It was a great day.
Also this evening the.tamer and myself assembled a wine rack we purchased for mother for her birthday in SEPTEMBER. Yes. It was still in the box. We then had to reorganize the pantry in the hallway to make it fit. When I say reorganize I mean we had to literally move all items on all shelves and re-evaluate their location. We had only a few casualties, including some plastic cups that were YELLOW they were so old (yum I'd love to drink from those) and some packaging materials from sodas. I'd put up a picture, but my mom would probably be dissatisfied with everyone seeing how much shit is piled into that closet.
Yes, judging by the spotless house you'd never guess that the hall and bedroom closets contain piles of shit!
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