It's comin outta me like lava!

I am currently in Green bay at my sister's home. We will be picked up tomorrow by my mother and grandmother and commence the second leg of the three-leg journey to New Orleans. I will not be bringing my computer so I cannot blog whilst we are there. HOWEVER, I shall leave you with this story.
I drove to Green Bay in the dark. Something I have not done (Menomonie to Green Bay). And let me just say, even when I drove to Green Bay in the light TWO WEEKENDS AGO, I was driving (same highway I take when I go to my parent's) and I was like "Am I on the right road? I don't recognize this" every three minutes. I did the same thing this evening. I progressively wondered more and more if I was going the correct way or not. I also passed a police man that was traveling at 52 miles per hour in a 65 zone. I was confused, but trekked onward. Also, at night I assume that every car behind me is a cop. So if there is any shift in light behind me I assume it is a cop with lights flashing. Nay. Never is. Only once did that happen, and I'm pretty sure it was just because the cop wanted to pass me. Also to make me shit my pants. Because I do every time I think there is a cop behind me. Every three seconds.
I had a horrific week, and I'm ready to chase away those sorrows with as many hurricanes as I can afford and then (when I return home) as much turkey as I can eat while still sharing with the rest of my family. It will be difficult, but I will persevere.
Also, I can't wait to see saster drunk. It's one of my fave things. It won't take much, but it'll happen.
I have all my belongings sprawled all over saster's living room. Why? Because I don't have a suitcase the correct size aka small enough to count as a carry on. My mom has to bring me one. Clearly I travel LIGHT at all times. AKA I filled my purse with as many things as I could to make sure my clothes will all fit in the carry on. Oh and I am going without many of my hair products this vaca. Beware. It's gonn be a crazy humid glory curly hot mess.
Oh did I mention it's going to be 80? Did I mention I sweat when it's 40?
Well...fasten those seatbelts. WE'RE GOIN DOWN!