Sunday, October 30, 2011

"Welt" is latin for life sux

I'm just doing some homework. For tomorrow I need to have my jacket muslin sewn (which I had done on Wednesday so I could enjoy my weekend stress free) and then a welt pocket (which was assigned Wednesday).
The directions might as well be written in Atlantisian, I cannot understand a single word in front of my face. This leads me to a dilemma, am I retarded? or are the directions really that bad? Well, after my glorious day I'm going to go ahead and say the problem is they are written in Elvish and my elf eyes aren't functioning as well as they should be and Legolas is out of town.
So I've used two different sets of directions to make this JANKY ASS WELT POCKET. I could throw up on it and it'd look better. I can't even bring myself to think it's funny because I'm so retarded. Whatever, I'm going to prance with my unicorns so I feel better. Uplifted.

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