I'm going to set fire to my car and offer it to the gods of good cars so they give me a better one

OH BOY. RECAP OF WEEKEND (Which started on Wednesday)
Wednesday: 2:00PM I go to start my car to go to biology (I was planning on leaving immediately after biology for milwaukee)
My car will not start. So that led to e.jo and I attempting to start it, eventually calling a random man to bang around on it until it started.

In the process I missed my entire biology class and a quiz. I called my dad to let him know the news and the following conversation followed:
"I got the car started so I'm going to go to my apartment and see if it will turn back on after it's turned off because i have to get gas and you can't do that with the car on right?"
Dad: "No, don't turn it off, just go get gas with the car on, it's fine, and then go straight to Milwaukee. DO NOT TURN OFF THE CAR"
So I go to get gas, reward e.jo for her aid with a bottle of Merlot I just happened to have in the back seat, and drive straight to Milwaukee. I arrived there oddly early (I seem to have some sort of mild time machine in my car). So d.gag and I went and retrieved j.hol and my saster and we all hung out and whatnot that evening.
The rest that follows will be punctuated with me holding my breath hoping the car will start, and cheering when it does start.
THURSDAY: Car starts. Saster and I go get j.hol and hit up Trader Joe's and Buffalo Wild Wings. Car starts. Saster and I go to my hotel room at the Hilton (thanks Kohl's!) and chill until it is time for me to attend the dinner put on by Kohl's for all the applicatants at Joey Buona's. I proceeded to smash my butter knife around and eat all of the chocolate cake. Also I had the pleasure of sitting next to one of the Olsen twins (well she looked like them) and a Claire Danes look alike (hate Claire Danes, love Romeo and Juliet) during dinner. I then returned to my hotel room where I took a bath not because I wanted to, but because I was bored and decided it was necessary.
FRIDAY: Awake at 5:00AM to get ready for interview. Car starts. Can't get out of parking garage due to faulty key, but just take off through the credit card opening and fling my room key into the drop box. Whatever, they'll figure it out. I then attended my interview (7:45AM-2:15PM), which I arrived to 45 minutes early. I then pull out of the parking lot followed by a friend when said friend calls me and says "Hey I think your right front tire is low." WELL FUCK ME. I LOVE THIS CAR. (keep in mind my gas gauge doesn't work which is BALLER). So I pull into a gas station and turn off the car. BAD IDEA. I called my dad and he says it's fine just drive no big deal (the pressure was only 27 pounds down from 30 so it was fine). Then I hold my breath. Car starts. Amen. I head to Saster's, go the wrong way, correct my mistake and finally make it there.
We then prepared ourselves for the Communication Department Halloween Party. We looked hot, what can I say?

We basically won a sing off and took home the gold, except for the part where the other team got pity votes because we were so good and we didn't get to take home the giant lion painting even though I was dressed as a lion!
We then head home and d.gag of course puts on his weezy costume

(I can't be sure but my crotch may be visible in this photo)
and proceeds to dance and sing for all to hear and see. Glory. A weekend in Milwaukee would not be complete without Weezy showing up.
I then head to Rocky Horror Picture Show with j.hol. I'm proud to say three of the people I was with at said show placed in costume contests, which is baller. I collected some rice in my purse also as it was being thrown. I then went to bed around 4:00AM.
SATURDAY: Awake around 12:30PM. Culver's. Watch Underwraps (Disney Channel Movie YEAHHH)and fall asleep halfway through after being worn out by a big bout of Keyviante and Tracyii. I woke up around 5:00PM. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT?! We then prepared for Saturday evening excitement. It was decided that I would be Peter Pan, Saster would be my lost boy, d.gag would be Shake Weight Guy, and Harry was obviously Harry and then Charlie Sheen showed up, weird.

So we head out and climb into the clown car, I mean cab, that picked us up. I got a sassy seat, seeing as d.gag was atop me the entire ride due to massive amounts of room in said clown vehicle. We hit up McCarthy's, where Saster lost her club (made out of a paper towel roll and a brown bag by me) and we found a few friends. Then comes Harp. Where MANY things happened, including Shake Weight, dancing, crayons, santa clause, multiple Peter Pans, and my little native american friend. Saster then lost her ears (recycled from my lion costume, and already falling apart)
While at said bar, I noticed some girls watching me dance with d.gag. So I sashayed on over and put on a show for them, then asked a girl dressed as a bumble bee if she just threw that together last minute out of things she keeps in her closet on a daily basis. They loved that and I was happy because I am so funny.
Then as we're leaving and attempting to get into a cab, a man starts attempting to get in with us because he's interested in my little native american friend. D.gag intervened and got rid of g-money and we went on our merry way. Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen was in the bar making out with Shawn White.
On the way home my little native american friend told the cabby about a romance gone wrong, involving herself and d.gag. It involved the Zoom Room (Milwaukee Dog Training). I wish i could remember the dialogue, but the following things I can recall.
Cabby: Is she acting right now?
NA: NO I'M NOT ACTING HE TOOK ME TO THE ZOOM ROOM AND LEFT ME FOR SOME BITCH AND HER BITCH! It was a female I checked.

NA: *Yelling about something involving breaking her heart*
ME: NO NO NO It's okay don't get so upset! do not worry!
Cabby is confused and eating it up.

We then got out of the car and my little native american friend decided a good prize for the cabby would be her ass. He asked for an encore but d.gag intervened.
THEN we head in, and native america finds the flaming hula hoop used for the lion and lion tamer costume. She then attempts to use it. I'm not kidding it was the most violent hula hooping I've ever seen in my entire life.
After dad, I mean d.gag took native america back to her long house, we got jimmy johns and proceeded to be awake until about 4:00AM.
SUNDAY: We get up, get ready, go to BWW, come back, load my stuff into my car, and it won't start. I LOVE FORD TAURUS. We then smashed around on it at different intervals for the next three hours until it finally started, and I drove back to Menom three hours after initial attempt to leave.
Jealous? Probably, seeing as I have to do homework now. I don't want to sleep or anything no no.
Just to lighten up my sucky day today, here's some photos of the cutest Halloween cuties of 2011