Fender Bender Big Ole Spender!

So j.hol and I are skyping, of COURSE. Aaaaannnndddd, I decided a little mdon's was in order. So I headed out with the promise to return in 15 minutes. (I DID return on time, UNLIKE sir distraction who will do anything to not have to return, including entering and winning a contest). SO I take off and everything goes smoothly. There was a wait on my fries, and then when I got them they weren't even hot. COOL. AND LIARS.
THEN, I am on my way home, singing some White Flag and I'm at a stop light and the car in front of me starts going, so I started going. All the sudden I realize the light is not green and they are slamming on their breaks. So I slam on mine. I was totally fine, however, the car in front of me looked like it bounced back a bit and perhaps made contact.
So I'm trying to see what's going on and then I realize the car two cars ahead of me has it's hazards on and there is a frizzy blond-haired person getting out of the drivers seat of the weird bronco-esque vehicle. FUN that they literally did not move but just decided to jump out of the vehicle into the oncoming traffic. I still had enough room to slide around the side of the car that was to blame, and as I passed saw a little damage and a disdainful look from blond-hair-frizz-ball directed at the faulty driver. All in all it was a great time.
While I was gone this is what j.hol was doing. The whole time.