Desperate Housewives means so many different things

I'm addicted to various television shows. They include but are not limited to
Desperate Housewives
Will & Grace
Chopped
Pawn Stars
American Pickers
Unsolved Mysteries
Modern Family
Teen Mom
Sixteen and Pregnant
Law & Order: SVU
Project Runway
Ghost Hunters/Adventures, anything about ghosts
Finding Bigfoot
All Lifetime movies
Etc.
Basically any show that involves trashiness, excess criminal activity, controversial topics, etc.
However, being addicted to said shows doesn't seem to aid my ability to keep up with all of them. I love all of them, but I have the hardest time remembering to turn on the TV to watch them. I will strive to be a better addict.