The elephants have reared their ugly heads.

As we all know, the elephants that live above me have been rolling in the cashola giving those zumba and tap dance lessons. WELL tonight they were obviously making big bucks because EVERY wall was shaking and it sounded like a piano or other large object (i.e. an elephant) was going to come CRASHING through the ceiling. So e.brow and I were just minding our own business with the Food Network, when we decided we had to go upstairs and say something.
So we both put on sweatshirts (no bras allowed in HMTH) and went to the stairwell. I could see that the door was slightly ajar so I pranced up there with e.brow in hot pursuit (she's my backup you know). I knocked and kind of leaned in and a girl standing there immediately says "We're just leaving! Sorry!" So CLEARLY they knew they were being elephant-esque. So I said "I was just wondering what you guys like do up here because it sounds like you're coming through the ceiling and body slamming..." and she said "I don't even live here we're just leaving we're really sorry!" So I just said okay and we went back downstairs.
Then e.brow and I ventured outdoors for a little outside break time. All the sudden we could hear a scampering in the woods. Whatever it was (I'm sticking with Bigfoot, it had to be), was NOT intimidated by human voices and was skittish in NO WAY. So we edged closer to the door and I opened it incase we had to make a run for it from Bigfoot. I could hear voices and looked back just as the door shut to see the girl I had been talking to upstairs in my hallway. I let the door shut and figured they were visiting the neighbors. A couple seconds later they came outside and the following took place:
"Which one of you is Sarah?!? I AM SO SORRY *hand outstretched for handshake or just awkward* Please just like come up and let us know that we're being loud if we're too loud. I mean like just stomp up those stairs and say HEY YOU BITCHES I'M SARAH AND YOU ARE BEING TOO LOUD AND SHUT THE FUCK UP CAUSE I AM SLEEPING JESUS. IT'S NOT TIME FOR BODY SLAMMING BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Like it was funny, do not get me wrong, but it was REPETITIVE by insane amounts. She apologized six THOUSAND times and then told me "instead of calling the cops and being like NOISE COMPLAINT, just come up and be like HEYYY YOU BITCHES STOP THIS NOISE IT IS THREE A.M."
They then proceeded to keep us outside for much longer than necessary (hello, it's negative eighty seven degrees), offer me a starburst, force me to eat it, and then stand outside my apartment door still saying the exact same sentence rearranged four hundred different ways.
*girl hands me a starburst* TRY THAT! IT'S SERIOUSLY SO GOOD!
Me: Is there a roofie in this?
girl: NO OH MY GOD! OH HAHAHAHAHA YES THERE IS *brushes my boob as she's trying to give me a little fake punch in the arm*
So I then had to eat the starburst I did not in fact want or need, and we finally got back into the hallway.
Also, the girl who actually lives in the apartment kept saying that they constantly tell people to be quiet because "Sarah is sleeping!"
I hadn't realized that when I wrote them a note a few weeks ago I had signed my name. They literally have been incorporating me into their daily life for over a month and I love it. Who doesn't need a little Sarah in their life?
I also mentioned to said girl that I at times have wondered if domestic violence is taking place and someone is just literally throwing another person across the room repeatedly.

My sentiments exactly.