After MUCH deliberation, seeing as we had SO MANY entries in this extremely vague category, we were able to finally decide on a recipient for this award. The Board of Unistee has decided that the Best Representation of a Unicorn Trio on a Platter Award should go to......
The Uni-Tri Platter Band!
These three lovely ladies have been singing sweet melodies to the innocent passerby for centuries! It is their personal mission to remain unseen in the woodland realm while also enriching the lives of squirrels and badgers everywhere! Let's not forget, these ladies can really whip their mane back and forth!
In honor of this PRESTIGIOUS and HIGHLY COVETED award, the ladies will receive
a group membership to Sing'a'long'song, the worlds' first choice for vocal chord replacement
A one week trial subscription to "How to be the BEST REP" weekly
6 tin canteens filled with the tears of mermaids
9 sacrificial lambs
a special private 3 minute meeting with Gandalf the Grey
3 minutes with Gandalf. Priceless.
ReplyDeleteAlso priceless: 6am and Liam is vacuuming up every toy in the living room with that damn pick-up alligator you got.