Hello, this is Vicky's House of Velour Jumpsuits, how can I help you?

Whenever my sister calls me I answer the phone "Vicky's House of Velour Jumpsuits, how can I help you." So basically I'm funny.
Moving on. So I had my FoodShare interview this morning at 9:00. I was told to be prepared because they usually call a half hour early. So I was up at 8:30, but they didn't call until 9:10. Damn them! So long story short I happened to not be clothed when the phone call came through. So during the call I was trying not to laugh because it is such a ridiculous concept.
"Oh hi Sarah we're calling about your application for benefits."
"Oh hello, I'm naked."
(Side note: I am getting $200/month in benefits!!)
It's just so fabtastic. What's better is this isn't the first time I've done this. I was once on the phone with the car dealership trying to get my gas gauge fixed, and I was standing in the laundry room naked.
These people have no idea what I'm doing on my end of the phone. Which prompts the question what is everyone you talk to on the phone doing while you talk!? To my knowledge those are the only two times it's happened...unless I was getting dressed while talking on the phone or jumped out of the shower or something (ok I can remember and instance where that happened, but it wasn't a serious conversation, like that INTERVIEW I had this morning).
So I think now I'm going to require all phone call recipients to tell me their location and exactly what they're doing and wearing.
Be Prepared!!! (I hope the song from Lion King is now stuck in your head