Hello all and welcome to Spread Eagle, Wisconsin! Well that's where I am right now. I'm at the parental's home. I got in last night at about 11:45 after a glorious ride home with j.lou! We had to stop at Buffalo Wild Wings for Boneless Thursday OF COURSE!! It was fantastic. I tried their new flavor, Jammin' Jalopeno (along with my usual mango habanero and spicy garlic). I also got to sample one of j.lou's Thai Curry. Also DELICIOUS! We sang Judas approximately six thousand times. Also Super Bass.
So anyways, she dropped me off and I was planning on seeing some friends. am.don showed up right away. However, while am.don and I were watching a glorious youtube video - Please view it. The same guy who did Jackie and Debra plays his mom in these videos.
"No more chips next yee-uh!"
"I'm havin a couple chips befo fran gits hee-yuh. See if she catches me."
I love it! "Fran's drunk already!"
So anyways, while we're watching this youtube video I get a phone call from person A saying person A and person B ran into some trouble on the road involving an animal of sorts and the car won't start. am.don and I take off to observe the scene of the crime and arrive to find them not there. I call person A and they tell me they're almost to the original meeting point! Thanks for calling me you snicklefritz! Don't you think you should call me and tell me the car is running again and everything is taken care of?
So then Person B is upset and wants to go to bed. So I take person B downstairs and person B won't let me leave so I snuggled for a tiddle, only to provoke tears because person B "feels like an asshole." So I distracted the whole topic and insisted person B tell me how wonderful I am. This is my favorite thing to do with person B. If I want an ego boost I just hit up person B! Treats me like a lady!! So anyways love a dove, we're happy (and sort of teary on one end) and snuggly.
So then I come back upstairs to find person A straggling about with my can of Stax! am.don tells me person A frolicked to the chips and dumped them on the counter. When she told person A those chips did not belong to him he turned around and said, "Are these ours?!" So yes person A ate all of the chips.
Then I gaze over and see person A sitting, holding his cup with this HILARIOUS confused look on his face. am.don and I both saw it and I may or may not have tumbled off my stool in my laughter. I wish I had a picture. Oh and keep in mind the WHOLE TIME person A is going through the discovery of his missing phone charger. String of sentences from person A:
"I brought shorts for sleeping!"
(digs around in BRIDGESTONE bag)
"See that? BRIDGESTONE."
(digs some more. pulls out pants, and shirt)
"Where are my shorts?!"
"Oh no......I know i brought my phone charger for SURE...."
(digs in bag)
"WHERE IS IT!? Do you have a phone charger?!"
me: "No."
"Wait you don't have a phone charger?! How am I going to wake up on time?!"
me: "I'll wake you up. I'll set my alarm for 9."
"HOW WILL I WAKE UP? WILL YOU WAKE UP? WHERE ARE THE PHONE CHARGERS?"
So needless to say person A interrupted EVERY sentence that was said by myself and am.don with "HOW AM I GOING TO CHARGE MY PHONE?!" "WHERE ARE THE PHONE CHARGERS."
Gotta love my two fave boyz. Thanks for the welcome home gifts.
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