I really did get sunburned like an asshole

It happens. But only to me. This my friends is what we call a patch burn. It's where you get sun burn only in areas that don't make sense and that are isolated. If you are wondering if it hurt it did. It is also still healing. Slow process. Fresh skin.



And that right above is what's called melting ice on paper towels to cool your sunburn because you leg is so hot you could bake a cake.