Because life can never go smoothly

Car trouble? NEVER! OR always. I always have a problem right before I definitely need my car for something. Driving across the state for an interview? Starter breaks and car won't start. Driving anywhere in general? Your a/c clutch starts rattling and you are ten miles from death on the freeway. Moving across the state and going to an appointment in the opposite direction? Car chokes for fifteen minutes making you think you're stranded an hour and a half into Minnesota. Need to know how much gas you have? Gas gauge never works. Moving your sister and yourself into new apartment/dorm? Of course the trunk latch busts. WHY IS THIS MY LIFE?