I do things so I can tell people about them later

Here's an introductory post for all to enjoy. It started off short but I guess I'm obsessed with myself.

I'm Sarah Eileen and I am 21 years old. I've never been arrested, which is sad because I had a fascination with handcuffs as a child. And keys. I loved keys as well, still do. 

• I was born and raised in the small town of Florence Wisconsin. My parents home currently resides in Spread Eagle Wisconsin, the number two worst named town in America. Second only to Intercourse, PA (lover's paradise). Oh I forgot to mention the road they live on, Old Highway 69. 
• I'm hilarious, as are all my counterparts.
• I'm a ginger. 
• I eat meat. (not ONLY meat, but I feel most vegetarians would include their eating habits in their description)
• I swear a LOT. But I don't see it as a personality flaw like a teacher I once had. Who failed my project because I said "Damn It," during my presentation. OFFENDED.

• I'm OBSESSED with 
• commas,,,,,,,,,
• BIGFOOT (and all related ape-like creatures, I could name them but it wouldn't mean much to you)
• Nessie (I've been to Loch Ness)
• Ghosts
• Mysteries (the unsolved and solved variety)
• Kitchen Supplies/Food/Cooking (any kitchen section in a store is bound to amaze me)
• Travel
• Home Decor
• Thrifting
• Plants
• Music
• Nachos (I'm the Nacho Queen, I am the one who makes them and no one should interrupt)
• Sour Cream (oh wait that's a food....I won't list all fave foods due to extensive list)
• And of course other things I'm just getting lazy.

• I like to make up words.
• I think I enjoy life a lot more than the average person. (no...I KNOW I do)

• I've got a few signature phrases. They include but are not limited to: 
• "That's classy" (and variations like "I don't know...we're pretty fucking classy")
• "I'm so funny" (which I am, so do not protest)
• "I blacked out" (some say I can't use this as an excuse for EVERYTHING. but why wouldn't I use it when it's readily available?)
• "Golden"
• there's more I just have to have a use for them to recall.

• I've got fabulous aim. With the firearms and le bow. (oh I throw spanish bits in when I see fit)
• My sisters and I are confused for each other all the time, and have the same chin and laugh.
• Oh yeah I'm an Apparel Design student. Contrary to popular belief it's one of the hardest majors I've ever encountered or heard tell of. If you think you have more homework than me and you're not an Apparel Major, I may stab you. I've pulled more all-nighters than a lot of people I know, and I don't procrastinate as much as most people who have to pull said all-nighters.
• I've traveled a lot
• London, England (twice)
• Edinburgh, Scotland (once)
• Paris, France (once)
• Florida (thrice; driven there twice)
• San Antonio, Texas (once)
• Myrtle Beach, South Carolina (once)
• Atlanta, Georgia (once)
• New Orleans, Louisiana (once, heading there again in 3 months)
• Canada (once with my pa for the hunting of white tails)
• New York, New York (once with my mother lady for Teen Vogue Fashion U

And now I'm tired.