I have a few things to do, they include bathing in fabric and chewing on photoshop

J.lou and I took a lovely trip to Akita Hibachi and Sushi. It wasn't quite the experience we were hoping for. We were expecting Hibachi, but instead we ended up with the all you can eat menu. Which was pretty great.
I did not realize that this line in the menu wasn't about gratuity. J.lou pointed out it was definitely about excessive waste of food. Apparently fatties frequent this place and waste all their food.

Chicken Fried Udon Noodles. A DELECTION TO SAY THE LEAST. However, that spoon was useless. It only worked if I intended to dump all the food into my mouth at once. I could not get the food out of the spoon, etc etc, so I used the handy dandy chopsticks. And let's be honest, when someone is as skilled as I with the sticks of chop, you shouldn't really keep it all to yourself.

Two dishes of teriyaki, one beef and one salmon! Delicious.

J.lou had a lot of trouble with her chopsticks, during the separation stage that is. After that she did exceptionally well I'd say. However, she refused to order rice or noodles, two items that would prove to be too difficult, I think. Don't want to push it.

After the lunch of all lunches we went on over to Savers. Due to the fact that the last time we were together j.lou left her coach wristlet unattended on the sidewalk outside my apartment because she insisted upon a.)staying outside alone, and b.)LYING DOWN on the FREEZING sidewalk, she elected to buckle the thing into the cart. Can't risk losing the sucker again.

After that it was time for Victoria's Secret. I needed a bra and the panty raid was happening, so clearly I needed more panties. Nothing to boost the mood like extremely vibrant panties.