I just pooped my pants

So I use the phrase "pooping my pants" often when i mean to say I am laughing hysterically. I hadn't realized that furniture.man wasn't familiar with the phrase, so when I sent him a text saying said phrase, he came over and asked if I literally had pooped my pants. I, of course, said yes. Because why would you say no when asked that question? Throughout the course of the evening we eventually decided that the correct acronym would be PMPOL. Pooping My Pants Out Loud. Have fun with that, I know I do.