Vagina Spank

The Oscars. As described by me: "Classy bitches gittin trophies and whatnot *insert emoticon of trophy here*"
The following items played a large role in my Oscar evening:
Giant vat of sour cream: Delectable by itself or as a team with any item, this large economy sized portion will last any family an entire year (or it won't. Also it will last me a WEEK)

Nachos: leftover taco venison meat from a taco salad I made the other day combined with Jalopeno Havarti Cheese and Sharp Cheddar Cheese, Salsa and Red Robin burger seasoning, this GIANT pan of nachos ruled my world and my stomach.

DQ Cheese Curds: without them we wouldn't be in Wisconsin, we would be abducted and transported to the barren wasteland that is Lower Michigan. This specific cheese curd had a growth, which could also double as a suggestive item.