It's valentines day, I bought seven bottles of wine

Valentines day rolled through town. I was valentine-less of course. So m.cass and I hit he grocery sore, filled the trunk and then headed to another grocery store. One that sells alcohol. Clearly there were sales so I bought three bottles of wine and m.cass bought four. I invited furniture.man over and cat.man came as well. I ended up drinking almost an entire liter of wine by myself, cat.man helped with the other half liter. She brought chips, which I rationed out to furniture.man. He willingly performed tricks.

After the chip extravaganza we were outside when some crashing happened in the woods. I could only assume it was Bigfoot, furious that we were disturbing the peace of the outdoor woodland realm. Furniture.man decided it was most important to run towards the crashing, claiming it was a deer. However terrified (and stumbly) I was, at the end of the day I was assured that there was no threat of bigfoot attack.