Retail therapy the dollar tree way

So I'm really poor. And I'm having not the greatest day slash two days. So I had to get some groceries. I hit up the Aldi for a few items. Then I thought, hey it'll be fun to go to the Dollar Tree. I really needed to go only for some hand towels. Those who have been to my home recently (aka in the past six months) know that I do not have hand towels by the bathroom. I have the occasional washcloth, but no hand towels. My bad!
So I went in there and who knew! They already have Valentine's Day items out already! So I found something immediately that j.lou needs for her birthday! I'm really excited because we're celebrating my and her birthdays when she comes to visit myself and m.cass on January 29. I'm planning on a good time. So I purchased approximately ten dollars worth of items. Which is ten items. However it was $10.02, so I'm not sure if that means 9 items and one dollar and two cents worth of tax? I don't quite know. Anyway, I felt sufficiently better than before I walked in when I was done purchasing the nine-slash-ten items.

Also, cat.man and I just came up with a hilarious theme for a new show: Porn Hoarders. Just thought that would be hilarious...also probably gross. It appeals to all Americans I think.