We are both winning

My roommate has kidney stones. I've been sick for an unnecessary amount of time. The following text conversation just took place while discussing how I turned the heat up to 60 degrees. (woah dream big!)
Ken.doll: we're both sick so let's stay warm til we're better
Me: amen. I just sneezed in my hair
Ken.doll: I just peed myself, so we are both winning

Also, here is a photo of me checking for any stray snots