Sunday, December 18, 2011

There's no new 90s music coming out

We've missed a lot. It's been quite some time.
It's exam week, so I've been slave driving myself to completion of my homework. Well...I have been except for thursday night, friday night and yesterday during the day.
Thursday: Holiday Dinner with the Ginder
Boss threw a party for all her office workers. It went EXTREMELY well. I made nachos, boss made tacos, desserts, and glorious items. She got us presents. It was FANTASTIC. As we all know I've been obsessed with presents for the past month.
Friday: LOTR and Harry Potter Wand Making Party.
So I had a little get together with my advanced pattern classmates. It included buff buff chick dip, spaghetti, sriracha dip, oreo truffles (which I forced harry.potter's ass to make), and various cheeses.
This get together was planned purely for the creation of portfolio pages for advanced pattern. However, harry.potter's ass brought the materials necessary to make wands. Needless to say, we spent the entire night watching Lord of the Rings and making wands.




What you're seeing there is some of the wands we created. You are also seeing the.sorcerer's attempt at an elder wand, but what really turned out to be a black anal-bead-esque wand. She had a lot of trouble "smoothing out" the bumps, and eventually it just turned into a large gleaming black mass. Her mistake I guess...
Meanwhile, beck decides she is going to make the hugest wand known to man and do tricks with it.




So at the end of everything, it was 5:00AM and Stevie and the.sorcerer were basically passed out on the couch. harry.potter's ass and I were avidly still making wands and watching LOTR. We woke up the snoozers and I took everyone home. Then I of course got home and had to read Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince until 6:00AM. Why you ask? Because I have no self control.
So Saturday rolls around.
Saturday: Sleep until the craft fair
Originally the plan was I would pick up harry.potter's ass and stevie at noon. It was 11:30 and I still did NOT want to get out of bed. So I changed the plans to be 12:30 pick up. When I texted stevie I received the answer, "Thank god." Apparently she had not woken up from her alarm. Which is pretty typical in our lives these days.
So we finally got to the craftie fair, and cute.d was adorable at her booth with mr. courtney. After stevie bought a set of bows (which everyone should check out!) she exclaimed, "Yay! I DID IT!" and jumped up and down. AY. DORABLE. I loved it. There was a painting there of some princesses and one of them was holding up a unicorn on a stick (the ones your scamper around on). I wanted it, but wasn't feeling the price tag.
Eventually I did my homework yesterday, and then ended up with a huge headache and had to go to bed.
Sunday: not a fun day.
I woke up at like 12:30. Not exactly an early riser this weekend, but I'll work it. I got up, had some leftovers from the Ginder party, and then did advanced pattern pages until 3:00PM, when I picked up Stevie for a little run to the walmart station. We purchased multiple items including cereal, juice, soda, milk, glue gun, glue, paint, paint brushes (for my wand making, I'm addicted), christmas present wrapping materials, and probably other things but I can't remember. Then we went to the photo section and got my disposable cam photos and made some copies of photos. Meanwhile, stevie was roped into helping this adorable old lady with the instant prints machine.
We then left and I went home and worked out my pages for Advanced Pattern, which were printed and glistening at 8:45PM.
So here's a little narrative of that disposable. Starting with Halloween
Most violent hula hooping of my life.
A lost boy and Harry Potter (not to be confused with harry.potter's ass)
Harry dancing with his cape, which just so happened to be very swirly
Shake weight guy and.......a beaver?
A little dancing with Harry and Charlie Sheen:

Shakin that weight...
Rocky Horror here we come:
Thanks for the interview and free hotel stay, Kohl's:


It's drunk wine night at the park:




And that concludes the visionary moments that comprise my life for the past few days.

1 comment:

  1. Those wands are hilarious. And I love the narrative of what you ate every day and what time you ate it. Can't wait to see you on THURSDAY!

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