It's sour when it's coming out my back end

So today a lot happened. To start off the tale, I shall tell you that I went to Applebee's last night with some friends for half price appetizers and happy hour. I had a happy time, I did. I also made sure I tasted everything on everyone else's plate. I definitely did that. I also tried everyone's drinks. Okay, not EVERYONE's. But three.

So, long story short I then went home and enjoyed a glorious evening of Harry Potter nostalgia with harry.potter's ass. (I impress myself sometimes)
So this morning harry.potter's ass and I awoke, had some breakfast, and swung by JTC to pick up Stevie. Keep in mind all last night harry.potter's ass and I had been playing with some Harry Potter wands she made. I'm not kidding I was pointing at the computer screen with it, I was swishing and flicking all over, I was learning, it was fantastic.
So we happened to have one extra. Well this morning we wrapped it up for Stevie and presented it to her upon her arrival to the motor vehicle. Then we commenced with our trip, which included Savers

and Red Robin. Yes, we did bring our wands into Red Robin. Yes I did pretend mine had been included in the silverware bundle.

The above pictured is all you'll ever need in life. Believe me, you can survive with nothing else.
Also, I had never noticed before that the wrappers that line the little baskets at Red Robin have a quote that is quite representative of my life on them.

After all, I can confidently state that I am the creator of the dips and sauces diet, and no one sticks to it like I do. I ALWAYS get my money's worth.
At this point we discussed how some food just doesn't come out as great as it went down. That is where the above mentioned title is from. Thank you harry and stevie.
THEN, I traveled back to Menomonie, and to work, to find that cute.d had a present for me! So exciting!

I am present CRAZED at this time in my life. CRAZED I tell you. There is no turning back. I got to open ONE and I can't stop my obsession. Not that I have to open them. I purely enjoy just LOOKING at them. Also being near them and knowing what they are. I told my boss I wrapped some presents so I could put them under my tree and she said, "You...wrapped presents for yourself and put them under the tree?"
NO YOU GOOFBALL! They are for OTHERS. I am just obsessed with how adorable it is. Also, I cannot stop buying gifts.
SOOOO. It's been a great day.