I'm a paleontologist. I also have the skills required to make loch ness costumes

So today I'm at work and I look up and this is what I see.

Now look closely. See that little dot on the window sill? Upon closer examination I discovered it was indeed some sort of fossilized bug. We named him Sherman. You know like the tank. Yeah I don't know either I might have made it up.

Then boss took e.jo and I to Walmart for the Christmas party shopping. I found this baller avocado.