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Merry Christmas! I just had a traditional Christmas breakfast, of course. Some leftover Spinach Artichoke Dip and tortilla chips from yesterday. I dabbled with the idea of some leftover Taco Dip, but I just decided against it.
Now I'm watching Just Friends, reveling in the aftertaste of that dip...may have been a bad decision.
Yesterday the.tamer and myself drove Saster and the boys to Wausaukee to meet the other leg of their journey. As we went to pull out of the gas station, we noticed a lovely sign...that made a LOT of sense. If you know what it means, please comment.