Longest Flatulence Award

So today my stomach hurt. And then I went to the bathroom. And after experiencing thee longest fart in the world, I felt sooooo much better.
Moving on.
I was at work today, just chillin (post bathroom trip), and I noticed that the cup we keep our pencils in could be perceived as a little risque.

I mean, only if you are a huge perv and such. Which I am.
Moving on.
After biology (and finding out that artimus.fowl has a giant lego collection), I came home and found my little roommate ken.doll on the couch. We had plans to make dinner together so we hit the store. Ken.doll farted the entire time we were in Aldi and then we went to Marketplace, where I'm not sure of her flatulence.
We then made this GLORY pizza

and ate almost the entire thing. Broccoli, tomato, chicken, mozzarella, monteray jack and goat cheese. DELICIOUS. After that we watched approximately one hour of Epic Meal Time. Long story short: I want to marry Musclesglasses and the Sauce Boss. Please watch. It's amazing.