I'm the ticket master, no one moves faster

I've gotten so many parking tickets in the 2 1/2 years I've had a car at Stout, it's out of this world. So today I, of course, didn't bring enough money with me to pay for the whole day. Mostly because I woke up at 8:45 and had to be in the CAD lab by 9:15. WHAT no one needs breakfast!
Ellen and I had a meeting at 1:00PM. I also happen to know that the parking lady comes around at 1:00PM to check the meters. We were just about to head out and I looked out the window to see if my meter was flashing. I see the parking lady walking directly towards my car. I then screeched, "SHIT" and took off down the hallway. I ran past everyone's offices and apparently everyone thought my car was on fire or something because I never move that fast.
As I careened out of the door and the parking lady (yellow) looked up from writing a ticket (Green) for the car NEXT to me. I said "That one's not mine, this one is!" and jumped in. Score.