What's the sitch, tell me what's a'happenin'

So I just got into my car and BUSTED my finger nail. No, I did not BREAK my nail, I literally splintered it off in a jagged formation. AKA busted. It is still throbbing. I think my finger is going to fall off. I don't know how I am able to type right now.
Also, I just pulled up to a meter outside of the building I'm in (meters don't need to be plugged after 4:00PM so I'm good) and the one for my space was flashing the typical "0:00" (zero minutes) and the one next to it was flashing "FAIL"
I wish I had a camera. Whoever parks at that meter better be having a good day so they can enjoy it.