Ok so e.sum and I were discussing ways to tell a girl that he doesn't like her hilbo style. AKA our friend who is not sly in any way. She attempted to explain to lovergirl that e.sum did not like her without saying those exact words, and we're pretty sure one or two of the following sentences took place:
"E.sum really likes you, but he has aids."
"E.sum loves you, but he fell off a cliff."
"E.sum was telling me he really wanted to fuck you, but he likes men."
"E.sum wants to insert in you. But he pulled his penis off with needle nose pliers."
AKA sly. Also, during this texting session I read the texts aloud to j.hol via skype. Technology is key.
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