Moving on.
So, as we ALL know, I'm an apparel major at the stoutest university in Wisconsin. This means many a night is spent wide awake (aka now) drowning in pattern paper, muslin, thread, fabric scraps, etc. This does happen. EXCEPT, I have figured out thee laziest way to do apparel homework. It's a little thing I like to call "Lazy Lady Patterning".
Patterning is super super precise. You've gotta get those angles just right and line that ruler up just so. I do this, however, I absolutely refuse to move my bottom dollar off my chair. How does one get exact measurements without bending over the pattern, crawling all over it, sticking your nose directly on the ruler, you say? Well it's simple! I station myself at my kitchen table (originally my great grandmother's, it's amazing) and after I draw a line if I need to, for some reason, be at the other end of the paper I just spin the paper. I constantly spin and spin, and I do not move my bottom dollar off that chair. I'm pretty amazing.
Hello and welcome to Lazy Lady Patterning! Tonight we're patterning AND drinking one hundred ounces of the purest diet coke.
This is my future:
LOL crapped my pants! And Max said "that's weird!"
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