F.Y.E.: For Your Elephantear

All of this took place during a forced dance session I insisted j.hol participate in. I was getting bored I needed some spice. He of course came up with all props and needed little to no instruction from me once he got started. He's actually starting a new business, it's called "Hollandance Studio for the Illegitimate Children of America and Southeastern Botswana."
I mean it's not that narrow of a market he should really be able to make a go of it if he gets in touch with the lady from Dance Moms. I mean I know I want to be friends with people who are grasping at their youth and forcing their children to dance until they die.