You will eat that cat poo!

So last night was the final night of m.cass's three night stay at hotel del sarah. We had some lovelies over for homemade tortilla pizzas (courteousy of me, j.lou and m.cass) which were DELICIOUS. We made four of them, one buffalo chicken with sharp cheddar and bleu cheese, one broccoli, tomato, jalopeno, and onion, another with just tomato and onion, and then one with cheese curds, sharp cheddar, and mozzarella. SO DELICIOUS. Of course j.lou attempted to put insane numbers of jalopenos on all pizzas but I stopped her after the guests started breathing fire from eating the buffalo chicken pizza. Sorry guys, didn't have any milk!
So then we're all hanging out, sippin some bevs, and all the sudden there is this immense stench of cat urine wafting around the apartment. We can't figure out where it's coming from. We tried. REALLY HARD. and of course it was driving me NUTS trying to figure out what it was, because it didn't smell all day, and then it didn't smell when people were arriving, and then it smelled horrible and then people left and it still stunk. WHAT!?  So then m.cass comes frolicking over to hug someone, and he is wearing this blazer he got at savers the day prior, and he screams "THIS BLAZER SMELLS LIKE CAT PEE! OH MY GOD I'M TAKING IT OFF" so j.lou insists she be entitled to smell it and she can't smell any pee on the blazer. Turns out, he just walked into a cloud of the urine scent and thought it was himself. sad for him, but happy for him when he realized it was indeed not him! He looked so SNAZZY too! So then everyone eventually heads home and m.cass and I crawl into bed and j.lou goes to get in her bed for the night. m.cass and I utter one syllable and she comes prancing in "What are you guys talking about? whatcha doing?" So we invite her into the beddy bye and continue to chatty chat until we're all really tired and she goes back to her bed and m.cass and I head on into bed time snoozlestate. So then I wake up APPROXIMATELY 18 times due to my bed partner snoring extreme-o loud in my ear. I struck him various times and in various manners but to no avail, he kept on a'snorin. I awoke to a telephone call from e.brow. God only knows how she was so chipper at 9:30 am after the state she was in at my home the night before. I mean the girl can get rowdy. M.cass got up at this time and I thought he had woken up from the phonecall, turns out he didn't even know I was on the phone. He joined j.lou in the living room for some early morning Titanic while I slept for approximately two more hours.
Sadly, all my household guests have left me, and I'm stuck with my room that I somehow filled with unorganization. classy.