I like to read my texts aloud so everyone knows how funny I am

If anyone knows me, they know that I feel the need to share many things with anyone I am remotely interested in engaging in conversation.
Example A: If I get a text and I make any outward sign of emotion (aka laughing/smiling/chuckling/smirking/playing with a cat) I feel the need to update all in the room as to what my text says.
Example Aa: my sister sent me a picture of the dog she dog sits for, (maggie) and maggie was doing something ridiculous and I laughed. So I then felt the need to tell the LTE working in the office with me about said pet and my sister's LOVE for pets. (please see manual regarding "sister's likes" to understand).
Also, if I have not received a text at all, but feel the need for someone to talk to me, I'll come up with an excuse to make them talk to me.
Example B: I was watching the show Four Weddings by myself last night, and during one of the weddings a man with a cheeseburger hat and a silver platter filled with McDonalds cheeseburgers came prancing onto the dance floor. I immediately texted d.gag (there are rumors he and I will be getting married one day, so sometimes we perpetuate the myth. Sometimes in a ghetto fashion, sometime in an overzealous, nostrile flaring, loving couple fashion) "at our wedding we're having cheeseburgers served on silver platters for drunk munchies."
Example C: I just blogged about this and then told you about a text I sent.....I want you to be involved in my life. And I want you to tell me I'm funny.